Navigate the job market
Red flags, green flags, being ghosted, interview prep, the technical test, and why it’s okay to turn an offer down.
99 tips from a developer who burnt out, walked away for three years, and came back loving it again — so you don’t have to learn it the hard way.
This book starts on a gloomy Monday, at a job that had quietly taken the joy out of everything. If any of this sounds familiar, it was written for you.
Shower. Coffee. Drive in, in the dark. Radio on, not listening.
Work you’re not proud of, for a place that only cares about the money.
The resignation email, drafted and deleted until it finally went.
A few weeks off turned into three years of burnout recovery.
Different. A bit wiser. And loving it again.
So here’s the thing —
Practical, funny, no-nonsense advice for software developers at every stage — from landing the job to knowing when it’s time to move on.
Six sections, 99 tips, real stories — including steering clear of strip clubs with your boss.
Red flags, green flags, being ghosted, interview prep, the technical test, and why it’s okay to turn an offer down.
Working with team-mates and clients, asking for help, and making mistakes without falling apart.
Grow your skill set, step into leadership, and handle career transitions with confidence.
SOLID principles, design patterns, best practice, and whether you should really be using if-else.
Spot burnout before it spots you, keep a healthy work-life balance, and stay resilient.
Build a sustainable, rewarding career — not just surviving, but thriving.
Read the full foreword, meet the author, and get the first tips on the job market — red flags, green flags and being ghosted — before you buy.
“Stuart has combined personal anecdotes, great jokes and images to create a super useful guide to surviving tech that is easy to read and more importantly easy to implement!”
“A practical and humorous guide… This isn’t just about surviving; it’s about thriving. A must-read for anyone in tech, whether you’re a newcomer or a seasoned professional.”
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